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Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019
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Gooned out 

energized from listening to rap music for a long period of time; state where one feels like they could be a rapper regardless of race or ethnicity
"Yo every song on that meek mill mixtape goes hard"
"I know I'm totally gooned out after listening to the whole thing"
Gooned out by DA BO$$ October 25, 2009

gooned out 

High on Crystal Meth.
We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out
gooned out by Jack Goff May 11, 2006

Goosed Out 

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.
"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

goobed out 

1. to be sleepy or very tired.

2. To nap on the couch all the time.
Sandi looked goobed out after a long night of playing computer games.

Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.
goobed out by J.Heinz March 11, 2014

gooked out 

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.
Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"
gooked out by hatred June 18, 2003

goobed out 

when a person is really into something in a non-itelectual way
he is goobed out on his car
goobed out by ardipithecus July 22, 2006
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