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To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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