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gonscrustytoeslol
gonscrustytoeslol by gonscrustutoeslolfan June 7, 2021
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gooncrust • gonscrustytoeslol • Goonbusters • gooncest • gooncraft • Goonerist • goonfrus • goonfruit • Goonsaustion • goon cruiser
goonfrus
goonfrus: a word normally used as an insult to a group of deers
in some cases could be used to insult a pregnant woman with a spingutt (a word known for insulting a newborn.)
in some cases could be used to insult a pregnant woman with a spingutt (a word known for insulting a newborn.)
goonfrus by Adams_rob200 June 13, 2023
gooncest
When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.
gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010
gooncraft
gooncraft by nuh uh uh!! May 14, 2024
Goonbusters
A team of people who you call when you have a son who has a goon problem and you don't want to have the coversation with them.
Goonbusters by DonKedikk April 3, 2025
Goonerist
The discrimination of another group of people based solely on the fact that they goon, with the belief that one person who doesnt goon is superior to the lather.
Goonerist :"YOU GOON? ewwwwwwwwwwwww.............................. "
Gooner :"*sadly goons*"
Person making fun of gooners.
Gooner :"*sadly goons*"
Person making fun of gooners.
Goonerist by sadaf.youNOWMEE July 31, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026