(Or, "
ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for
short)
A bad or painful result. Similar to having
one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up
dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there'
s no bid for
the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.
Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a
ball-clencher! That takes hours!
Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for
six, and then the next
one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
