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slang for butt cheeks
That thong shows off her nice goolie
goolie by jfk July 30, 2004
A Pontiac 6000LE. Preferably driven by residents of the local 'hood'.
Cop:"Can I see your I.D., Sir?"
'Hood' resident:"Jus wait a min muhfuggah, lemme get dem I.D. out da goolie."
goolie by herr kwame May 25, 2010
Also slang for "the hood."
During Yoga, I got a nice shot of your goolie.
goolie by Mr. Bobber September 20, 2006

goolie-clencher 

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
goolie-clencher by mp666 March 4, 2010

hoolie goolie 

A use of a substance or a mixture of many substances used to manufacture fake crack cocaine.
Ex1. Dre has the best hoolie goolie in town. The smokers dont know till the pipe turn black.
Ex2. That nigga down the street sold me some hoolie goolie that just popped a bitch hootie!
hoolie goolie by Jessethatrackstar November 28, 2016

ging gang goolie 

When mums in their 50's meet in carparks for sex , often called Kerri
Lets go Dogging and get some ging gang goolie
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