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Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!

goofylife by BC July 11, 2003

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Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

Goofy Gooflite by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023

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Related Words

goofylife • goofyfelix • #goodlife • goodlife thickness • gooferiferous • goofyierest • goofylicious • Googlifex • guffylife • Goofy Gooflite

the goodlife

the most amazing people you will ever meet

you i was with the goodlife last night.

the goodlife by itza c kret October 16, 2008

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Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

Googlifex by Joe Bob September 14, 2003

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guffylife

A super famous youtuber who makes Lego girlfriend juice cart reviews.

Did you see Guffylife's new video last night? He had so many cool Legos and made the Lego girlfriends juice cart look like an amazing set. I FUCKING LOVE GUFFYLIFE. "Please have my children Guffylife"-Vanessa from Lego friends juice cart.

guffylife by poopguy05 November 19, 2020

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goodlife thickness

When you buy a gym membership in the new year and never end up using it

its february and i still havent gone to the gym, i guess i bought a goodlife thickness membership

goodlife thickness by demdiabetes January 17, 2018

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gooferiferous

When your goofin love has a distinct odor . A stinky goofin.

I was passed by a gooferiferous today.

gooferiferous by Goofin July 8, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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