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Gooey Louey 

A mixture of mucus and semen in one's mouth and is then spit into another persons mouth when it is then swallowed
Yesterday Carson gave some random guy a gooey louey
Gooey Louey by Metrorno April 6, 2024

Loosy goosy 

a woman that is very floosy in doing so her pussy is very loose as loose as a goose due to the fact that gooses migrate south for the winter making them a very loose wild animal so loose+ goose = loosy goosy
Dang that girl is loosy goosy or Dang im not talking to nancy cause i heard she loosy goosy
Loosy goosy by HAZ_DP_PIMP March 7, 2010

loosey goosey 

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
loosey goosey by GarthF December 28, 2005

Loosey Goosey Solution 

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

loosy goosey 

Loose vagina
Damn girl, u gots a LOOSY Goosey, biiiiieeaaatch!
loosy goosey by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Loosey Goosey 

This term is used to describe a girl who is so loose that you a guy can't feel anything during sex.
After I had sex with Taylor Green, I realized she was a loosey goosey bitch, because i couldn't feel a thing.
Loosey Goosey by kitty139 May 15, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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