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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
A well-established and thoroughly respectable website for booklovers. You can read masses of unbiased book reviews from other members, you can friend them too. It is a rich and varied site and well worth exploring.

(Ignore the comment about it's sexual content which was made by a troll)
Goodreads website is the best site for booklovers!
Goodreads by Mr_Toad April 9, 2017

Goodreads chatting 

A website for books… That’s just the cover. On the inside there a community. I’m apart of it but I don’t know if there are more communities such as it. A community where kids ranged from 9 all the way to 17 come around and communicate-Chat- in what we call chats (which are really just book updates) It’s a place where a lot of the young ones online date for a couple days, longest recorded is months, “find themselves” which actually the 12 year olds just turn gay for a day or two and date then say in their bio “Sexuality:Idk” The story above online happened once tho. Goodreads chatting started in 2017. No matter how many times I reported those who are under 13 (TOS) there wasn’t any use. Anyway some users that deserve credit are Nerf (who chronicled GR history from the golden days to now) and James a nerd. Anyways the way kids find each other is from kindle. Note that keeping your sanity is something rare
9 year old: Mom why’d you block goodreads on my kindle :(((

Mom: All you do is goodreads chatting with depressing kid
goodreads-(1)originally created for people of all ages to discuss books and to write stories. Is well know for teenagers going on the site and roleplaying.

(2) website for book talks and online sex
(1) I was writing my sotry on goodreads but got distracted by the roleplay groups rmance section
(2) my character was going at it with this hot character roleplayed by a girl in texas
Goodreads by LuvAlex May 4, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026