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goochburger 

the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.
"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons



S.H = superhomo
goochburger by Legend. BPH February 20, 2009
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Goochbooger 

A small piece of goopy material found on the gooches of dirty people, usually fecal matter of some sort.
I got terrible Gooch Breath when i was Gooch eating and i swallowed a Goochbooger
Goochbooger by Your Name March 17, 2004

GOONBURGER 

One who is stupid and has the consistancy of a cold hamburger
You are such a goonburger.
Bud is a real goonburger!
GOONBURGER by ED ROBERTS December 10, 2003

lance goodburger 

a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular
'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'

gooch burger 

To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff
Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.
gooch burger by thegoochburger October 20, 2007

gooburger 

A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangou with a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence.
Jesus! That goo has the ability to evolve into a Gooburger 2000!

That Mush/cork head is blocking the sun.
gooburger by You suck. November 30, 2003
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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“No way, is that cake?”
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