goochburger

the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.

"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons

S.H = superhomo

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Goochbooger

A small piece of goopy material found on the gooches of dirty people, usually fecal matter of some sort.

I got terrible Gooch Breath when i was Gooch eating and i swallowed a Goochbooger

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One who is stupid and has the consistancy of a cold hamburger

You are such a goonburger.
Bud is a real goonburger!

GOONBURGER by ED ROBERTS December 10, 2003

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a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular

'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'

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To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff

Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.

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A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangou with a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence.

Jesus! That goo has the ability to evolve into a Gooburger 2000!

That Mush/cork head is blocking the sun.

gooburger by You suck. November 30, 2003

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