goober smoocher

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A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Words you can keep

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Related Words

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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

goobersmoocher by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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