goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

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goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

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goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

goobersmoocher by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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