goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

by homelesshomey April 3, 2004