Goobacks

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Time traveling immigrants from the future that come to the past looking for work. They work for so little that they take the people of the present's jobs. They put their money in a savings acount so that in the future it will be worth billions of dollars. Their language and race are the mixture of every race in the world.

Chad: I've been working at my job for 14 years now and these Goobacks come in and do my job barely any money. They took my JAWB!!

Goobacks by schweattyballs69 June 18, 2010

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gooback

People from the future who took your job!

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!

gooback by Chrono72 April 28, 2004

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gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

gooback by Eric April 29, 2004

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gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

gooback by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

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gooback

Person from the year 3025 who takes peoples jobs.

I just want a goddamn cheeseburger and fries you fucking goobacks!

gooback by Brian Thietje May 3, 2004

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gooback

Racial slur against immigrants from the year 4000.

Those goobacks took our jeeoeoorrbbss!

gooback by Funnelcake April 29, 2004

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Gooback

A friend named joe who usually wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, on the floor with the back of his sweatshirt covered in a semen appearing substance.

Joe did it again fuckin gooback! They took er jobs!!

Gooback by CashP January 4, 2014

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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