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Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.
“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”
Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

GonorRhianna 

That chick Chris Brown beat up for giving him STDs...
I can't believe GonorRhianna didn't hit that nigga back.

what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

gonorrhea 

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
gonorrhea by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

Gonzorrhea 

A horrible disease consisting of symptoms such as, but not limited to: inflammation of the bowels, thick pus like nasal congestion, chronic explosive diarrhea, a foul lingering odor, and persistent rectal bleeding.
Dude, I caught a wicked case of Gonzorrhea at that Boy Vs. Bear show last night. Can I blow up your toilet?
Gonzorrhea by katabatichaos November 27, 2010

gonorrhea turnover 

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?
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