gongbeater 

a realy cute guy who is just so stupid. a guy who is a wanker.

fuck man he is so cute, but he so dumb: a real gongbeater.

gongbeater by prettyboi July 3, 2006

Dongbeater 

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

Dongbeater by gus89 April 8, 2011

gong-beater 

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

gong-beater by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006