Aaaardvark's definitions

Austrolygon

A literal or figurative visual representation of the shape of the Australian landmass with or without non-contiguous states or territories.

Kath: Soiriously, Kel. Why do most so many Austrolygons leave Tasmania out?

Kel: What's a Tasmania?

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

#australigram

A hashtag used on Instagram for images of Australia or by Australians.

Sharon: Oh moi gawd, did you see wot's trending on Instagram, Kath?

Kath: Shaz, I only follow #australigram on Instagram, so if it's not hashed as #australigram on Instagram, I don't give a damn about your gram.

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

Wordjack

To commandeer or seize control of a word; to assign a new meaning to an existing word.

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.

by AAAardvark October 15, 2014

growl at the gravel

A type of out of stomach experience performed in a pub car park or beside the road on the way home.

Where've you been, you look awful?!
Just popped out to growl at the gravel in the car park.

by Aaaardvark November 29, 2006

freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006