freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

growl at the gravel

A type of out of stomach experience performed in a pub car park or beside the road on the way home.

Where've you been, you look awful?!
Just popped out to growl at the gravel in the car park.

by Aaaardvark November 29, 2006

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Austrolygon

A literal or figurative visual representation of the shape of the Australian landmass with or without non-contiguous states or territories.

Kath: Soiriously, Kel. Why do most so many Austrolygons leave Tasmania out?

Kel: What's a Tasmania?

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006