gomfd 

god on my fucking dick

Girl: omg gomfd

Other girl : BAHAHAHHAHA

gomfd by evaniswaytoocool November 5, 2022

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Gomdoongie 

Slang for a black dude or dudes. Korean slang for blacks.

We must be in the shitty part of town man. What makes you say that? There's a shit ton of gomdoongies sitting on porches!

I'm tired of being mugged by gomdoongies all the time!

Gomdoongie by aceshigh_5 October 25, 2009

GoMD 

Get off My Dick

" Kevin needs to GoMD"

GoMD by will305 June 6, 2009

Gomfg 

Goblet of mother fucking goodness.

The biggest beer you have ever seen. A beer so big that God himself can't finish.

Heather lets for to the bar and get an Gomfg .

That beer is huge, is it a Gomfg?

Gomfg by Deejayk112 January 17, 2016

GOMFY 

a fantasy football game that has the 2 best ballers in the league going head to head, stands for Game Of Mutha Fucking Year. A true bombastic match of the 2 Leaders

Man, Jeff is up against Todd this week, with both players having a 5-1 squad. Even lower half of league is keeping an eye on this GOMFY, certainly tacos and jackassery will reign supreme....one for the ages

GOMFY by Jeff Dailey January 19, 2009

GOMD 

G.O.M.D. -- An acronym.
G as in 'get' , O as in 'off' , M as in 'my' , D as in 'dick' .

For use whenever the bitches or creepers just won't leave you alone.

Bitch: "Text me back!"
You: "GOMD. I don't want to talk to you."

Some creep: "Hey honey, wanna go back to my place?"
You: "GOMD."

'Nuff said.

GOMD by Justineeee. July 1, 2010