gombac 

He is the lean plug

We know he's a freak , but hit up gombac for some purple that'll make you swerve

gombac by realandrewgombac December 8, 2016

Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.

My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Gimbachi 

The remote for the television
(Also known as the Gimbach)

Steve: "Yo dude where the fuck is the gimbachi?"

Karl: "Dude, I don't know man I'm so fuckin chonged, I took like 11 pen hitters to the face."

Gimbachi by Bam Sorgula January 4, 2010

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

sam golbach by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003