Gombach

1. N. The name of one of the room-mates in The Animal House. Known to be a nice guy, very smart, and also ready to kill at a moment's notice.

2. N. The Anti-Christ and ultimate ruler of planet Earth. Once his glorious rise to power is complete, he will deliver mankind from the plagues of consumerism and ignorance that surround it.

"Oh you know Gombach? That's cool, I think he owes me $10..."

Man: "Have you paid homage to our great and merciful lord and master today?"
Woman: "Of course! Heil Gombach!"

by Sh0wm3th3mt1tt13s June 29, 2009

Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.

My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach

by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019

sam golbach

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.

oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019

Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Gimbachi

The remote for the television
(Also known as the Gimbach)

Steve: "Yo dude where the fuck is the gimbachi?"

Karl: "Dude, I don't know man I'm so fuckin chonged, I took like 11 pen hitters to the face."

by Bam Sorgula January 4, 2010

sam golbach

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; 💕💓💞💘💕💕💞💘💓💗💕💕 💕💞💘💝💝💘💞💓💓💓💖💕💝💖💝💓

friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode💕💘

by sam golbach🥺💓💓💘 November 18, 2019

Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003