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Golden Screw

a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh
person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-

Golden Screwdriver 

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.
In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.
Golden Screwdriver by desserteagle October 31, 2009

Golden Screwdriver 

When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.
Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".
Golden Screwdriver by -robstar February 3, 2018

goldenscrew 

The act of urinating in your partner's ass. Usually something gay men into rauchy sex perform. Probably also something straight couples do too.
When that guy said he wanted me to give him a goldenscrew I told him that I wasn't sure if I could remain hard enough while pissing to get my dick up there.
goldenscrew by S-M May 9, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026