golden fuck 

reaching the number of sexually partners equal to your age. similar to "golden birthday" except given that your age and amount of sexual partners are subject to change, you can have multiple golden fucks in your life time.

I'm 21, and if I sleep with one more person before my brithday, they will be my golden fuck.

I totally dig the guy I met at the bar last night, plus he was my golden fuck. I think I'll call him.

golden fuck by chlozone November 25, 2010

golden fuck off 

what most wage slaves crave, redundancy with a fat payoff.

I wasn't needed anymore, I knew I was going to lose my job but when the boss called me into his office he gave me a golden fuck off. I made 20K!

golden fuck off by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

Golden fucking neutral 

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

Golden fucking neutral by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden 

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.

example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009