Definitions by Nathdogg

bitch ketchup 

The blood and lady bits that a woman excretes during her period.

Urggggh, your bitch ketchup's got lumps in it!

bitch ketchup by Nathdogg July 19, 2004

lady bits 

Various unspeakable by-products of a fully functioning woman. Can be a euphemism for a variety of objects, especially those taken out after it's soaked up all the bitch ketchup

I tel you what mate, your drain's blocked 'cos of all the lady bits down there.

lady bits by Nathdogg July 19, 2004

brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

brown handshake by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

golden fuck off 

what most wage slaves crave, redundancy with a fat payoff.

I wasn't needed anymore, I knew I was going to lose my job but when the boss called me into his office he gave me a golden fuck off. I made 20K!

golden fuck off by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

Japanese Clog 

1. Item of footwear
2. Huge turd which may be caused by eating too much oriental food. Said turd will clog up the toilet.

"Man, I just to Wagamama's a totally pigged out. I had to go to the toilet immediately but left a Japanese Clog in there. The pan totally overflowed."

Japanese Clog by nathdogg April 5, 2004

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female

Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?

lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

Hanging Curtains of Babylon 

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.

"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."

Hanging Curtains of Babylon by Nathdogg September 11, 2003