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Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.
Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".
Golden Fountain by poot123 February 9, 2014
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Golden Fountain

A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.
Is the definition not enough?
Golden Fountain by Sawbuck April 14, 2005

Golden Fountain

Takes place when a guy passes out on his back at a party with a hard-on and a full bladder. When he comes to and sees an attractive woman walk by, gives her tribute with a golden fountain of urine as high as it will go.
Billy must have had a great time at the soiree; he gave Linda a golden fountain as he lay in the lobby.

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain
I did golden fountain with my cousin

Golden Fountain Show 

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
Golden Fountain Show by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
The Golden Fountain by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

golden water fountain 

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!
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