2 definitions by poot123

stoddart

To be not available, missing or away from work.

Bob isn't at work today, he has pulled a stoddart

by poot123 November 27, 2010

Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.

Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".

by poot123 February 10, 2014