Golden Dick 

the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world

Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"

Golden Dick by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

golden dick 

a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.

Wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden dick. I would trade my wife to throw a golden dick for the yankees.

golden dick by j-magic September 4, 2006

Golden Dick 

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

Golden Dick by Rynesdad October 26, 2017

Golden Dick Bag Award 

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

Golden Dick Bag Award by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006

Golden Dick Syndrome 

A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.

The term, coined by students at Sarah Lawrence College in New York and later popularized by American journalist Jon Birger, applies to heterosexual men on predominantly female college campuses.

As studies have shown, college-educated women are more likely to date similarly educated partners. With such skewed numbers, college-educated men have become a hot commodity, allowing such men to become arrogant, thinking a steady supply of women will always be available to them. The lack of competition has allowed men to get away with foul dating practices, such as cheating or ghosting, because they are confident there will always be other women

Just got ghosted by this guy. It's giving golden dick syndrome.

Golden Dick Syndrome by YAYAYAYAYAY November 4, 2021

The Golden Dick 

The dick that is used very well. The same dick is used to fuck over 1000 different girls. Its a very rare achievement to get.

I had sex with over 1000 different girls. Friend- "that is impressive, you achieve the Golden Dick"

The Golden Dick by The Golden Dick September 3, 2018

golden fleece dick 

Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil

I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment

golden fleece dick by Earthquake88 January 6, 2015