1 definition by fuckingrage
the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world
Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"
Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"
Ben - "why would you say that?"
Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"
Ben - "why would you say that?"
by fuckingrage March 13, 2013