Gold Medal
Gold Medal by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010
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gold medal
Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
gold medal by k d January 10, 2008
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Gold Medal
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
Gold Medal by The Tenant November 17, 2009
Gold-medal Champion
Gold-medal Champion by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 19, 2011
Gold Medal Mama
a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.
Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Gold Medal Mama by JAHrules November 5, 2013
Gold Medal head
Gold Medal head by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008
gold medal trunk
what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
gold medal trunk by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015
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