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Gold Medal 

The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.
Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.
Gold Medal by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010
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gold medal 

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
gold medal by k d January 10, 2008

Gold Medal 

After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
Gold Medal by The Tenant November 17, 2009

Gold-medal Champion 

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.
Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

Gold Medal Mama 

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.
Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Gold Medal Mama by JAHrules November 5, 2013

Gold Medal head 

In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.
That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!
Gold Medal head by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008

gold medal trunk

what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
gold medal trunk by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015
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