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goffik
goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012
goffice
A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.
Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.
goffik
mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D
goffik by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003
goffic
the pronounciation used by any common twat wearing super skin tight burberry tops and adidas tracksuit trousers.
goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation
also labelled: "crusties" or "goffs"
for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this... gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them
goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation
also labelled: "crusties" or "goffs"
for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this... gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them
goffic
Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*
goffic by americanbeauty August 12, 2007
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026