goffice 

A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.

Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.

The new girl in human resources looks goffice. The business suit and strapped boots she's wearing works well with her pale makeup and black lipstick.

goffice by Kooey April 4, 2011

goffick 

Thinking your goth but your not.

OMG your so g0ff1ck!!11!!!

goffick by Atropa January 8, 2004

groffice 

Contraction of garage and office.

We work in a groffice.

groffice by mikwat October 13, 2004

goffic 

the pronounciation used by any common twat wearing super skin tight burberry tops and adidas tracksuit trousers.
goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation
also labelled: "crusties" or "goffs"

for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this... gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them

uuurgh goffics, fuckin Do 'Em!

goffic by shrug January 28, 2004

goffic 

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

goffic by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

goffic 

goffic: one who is a try-hard goth or gothic.

Example 1: Internet goffic says- Look at my icon... I'm so dark and gothy *broods*
Example 2: real-life goffic says- I dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and I have a blood fetish and I'm totally hardxcore... let's go sacrifice some goats!

goffic by crunchiecrumble December 27, 2005

Gofficks 

self deprecating term used by some goths.

Originally stems from more mainstream cultures calling goths "gothics", which is a bit like calling a hip hop fan a rappist.

I'm one of them gofficks, innit.

Gofficks by The Mighty Zor August 7, 2008