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Conjuring demons with a grimoire; typically demons summoned by king Solomon.
idiot1: dude lets try goetia
idiot2: isn't that dangerous tho?
idiot1: no its awesome
goetia by NowTilous August 6, 2018
Words you can keep
Goetian is an alternate name for Chinese, Wu. It has ISO 639-3 for official language number.
Goetian by IrisZ November 1, 2018
A traditional Cincinnati, OH, food made by Glier's. It's a mixture of pork, beef, oats, and seasonings, packaged into a roll and then fried and served hot. Goetta goes well with just about anything, but it's most commonly served as a breakfast dish alongside eggs, bacon, or pancakes.

Cincinnati is also home to Goettafest, a weekend "Celebration of All Things Goetta," where things like Goetta pizza, goetta ruebens, and goetta burgers are served on the riverfront. Yum.

www.goetta.com
The moon is made of goetta.
goetta by Josen August 15, 2004
Only the best meat mash product of the world. Consisting of beef, oats, pork and all sorts of other tasty ingredients thrown together in one giant machine wich spits out 6" tubes of GOETTA Goodness.
Great for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner.
Cincinnati boy: Do you serve GOETTA?
Chicago Server: WTF is GOETTA!!??
GOETTA by Cincy Kid May 26, 2005

Goethals Bridge

the space connecting your asshole and your nutsack, much like the way the goethals bridge connects New Jersey and Staten Island. syn: taint, nifkin, grundel
Never shave your Goethals Bridge, it'll only come back hairier and darker than before.
Goethals Bridge by Mekrub September 26, 2005

Goetta Bong 

The act of folding a paper plate in half and putting it into your mouth funnel style to get the last bits of goetta off the plate. Usually performed at Goetta Fest although socially acceptable anywhere goetta is served on paper plates.
Anna Maried tapped the Goetta bong after Steve, Nikki, Theresa & Kelly finshed the 10-way.
Goetta Bong by the wicked chica August 21, 2010
Goetta is made by neighborhood butchers in Cincinnati, each with a slightly different recipe.
Goetta is way to use leftover meats, usually pork, to make a loaf that is sliced and fried like sausage. German immigrants in Cincinnati devised this food in the 1800's. It is now made locally by dozens of butchers each with their own recipe.
goetta by Leo Grote May 24, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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