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A traditional Cincinnati, OH, food made by Glier's. It's a mixture of pork, beef, oats, and seasonings, packaged into a roll and then fried and served hot. Goetta goes well with just about anything, but it's most commonly served as a breakfast dish alongside eggs, bacon, or pancakes.

Cincinnati is also home to Goettafest, a weekend "Celebration of All Things Goetta," where things like Goetta pizza, goetta ruebens, and goetta burgers are served on the riverfront. Yum.

www.goetta.com
The moon is made of goetta.
goetta by Josen August 15, 2004
Words you can keep
Only the best meat mash product of the world. Consisting of beef, oats, pork and all sorts of other tasty ingredients thrown together in one giant machine wich spits out 6" tubes of GOETTA Goodness.
Great for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner.
Cincinnati boy: Do you serve GOETTA?
Chicago Server: WTF is GOETTA!!??
GOETTA by Cincy Kid May 26, 2005
Goetta is made by neighborhood butchers in Cincinnati, each with a slightly different recipe.
Goetta is way to use leftover meats, usually pork, to make a loaf that is sliced and fried like sausage. German immigrants in Cincinnati devised this food in the 1800's. It is now made locally by dozens of butchers each with their own recipe.
goetta by Leo Grote May 24, 2009

Goetta Bong 

The act of folding a paper plate in half and putting it into your mouth funnel style to get the last bits of goetta off the plate. Usually performed at Goetta Fest although socially acceptable anywhere goetta is served on paper plates.
Anna Maried tapped the Goetta bong after Steve, Nikki, Theresa & Kelly finshed the 10-way.
Goetta Bong by the wicked chica August 21, 2010

gotta roll

When it's time to go or leave, something a person says.
Whenever he was about to take off, he always said gotta roll.
gotta roll by Starchylde May 29, 2016

gotta bounce 

need to leave, or got to go
sorry gotta bounce talk later
gotta bounce by nugget5 April 23, 2016

gotta zayn 

it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.
sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.
gotta zayn by ksizzle123 June 21, 2015
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