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When you and your bro see a table tennis table in the distance and no words are spoken except for “goeski” and both instantly know that a duel is to be played on the table to fight for the king spot.
Bro 1: “goeski?”

Bro 2: *grabs ping pong bat and ball to initiate a duel for the king spot of the table for until the next time they play*
goeski by Jrabbit8 January 15, 2025
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Get lost. Buggar off. Not here anymore
That guy at work really stuffed up so he will be gonski once the boss gets hold of him.
Gonski by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016
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Gonski

A gonski is when someone shits in a person's mouth then the Person with shit in their mouth opens the shitter's asshole and spits it back in.
Steven gave Tim a Gonski,His such a feral cunt.
Sounds like Steven he gives everone Gonski's for only 60c.
Gonski by MrCuntman August 2, 2012
adjective (New Zealand)

No longer present; departed. To just stop whatever you are doing, drop everything, and go on a massive adventure.

synonyms: away, absent, off, out, not present, non-attending, truant, missing, lacking, unavailable, AWOL!
"no way, none of use even saw it coming... one minute he was here, the next minute he was goneski!"
Goneski by cannonball! September 3, 2016

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.
goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

Godskin duo 

A boss in elden ring that consists of a fucking psycho spaghetti and a serpentine living bigmac that look like KKK members
Holy fuck this boss is so trash
Godskin duo huh?
Godskin duo by The ShortestName March 30, 2022

goneskies 

Gone but with the added "skies" at the end of it (pronounced as the plural of ski) to give it a more dramatic effect of the situation.
2 men are having a fight, one knees the other in the balls.

Bystander: Damn, he`s goneskies.
goneskies by Vongsta January 13, 2007
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