Godspousal is a highly respected and sacred spiritual practice for some pagans. It involves a lifelong devotion to a god or goddess, much like a lifelong marriage. It has existed in some form since ancient times, however, it does appear differently in the modern era.
Many people liken it to how nuns are "married" to Jesus.
They are a godspouse to Hades. They have been a pagan for years now and have put lifelong effort into worshipping Hades.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"