godfer
You are a Godfer
godfer by Professor Torkel Oredsson February 12, 2018
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sleep golfer
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
roman godfrey
The fuckboy of Hemlock Grove who's hot AF, but needs to keep his dick in his pants. He's also a 18 yr old billionaire who runs the Godfrey biomedical institute. He's also a upir.
roman godfrey by lilgodfrey October 3, 2017
Godfrey Gao
The first male asian supermodel. Orginated from Heaven but migrated to Taiwan. His name consists of a heavenly being in the form of a man. Probably the most handsome man alive without the use of cosmetic surgery. Able to captivate women around the world without removal of pants or the need to go topless. Innate ability to cause women to suffer from HPS (Horny Pussy Syndrome).
guy #1 : Geez that guy is hot!
girl #1 : somehow i feel a mad itch at my snatch..
guy #2 :duh, thats Godfrey Gao. He has the passive ability to cause HPS!
girl #1 : somehow i feel a mad itch at my snatch..
guy #2 :duh, thats Godfrey Gao. He has the passive ability to cause HPS!
Godfrey Gao by walkingchillicrab November 7, 2013
Jessie Godderz
Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.
Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
Jessie Godderz by shalers. December 14, 2009
Godfred
A handsome man with a very cute smile. On the outside, he looks like a non caring, conceited and over confident guy but actually has one of the best hearts once you get to know him. He cares a lot for his family and real friends. He is purpose driven and has an aim to be really successful in life. He hardly falls in love but when he does, he loves for real. Anyone would be happy to have a Godfred in their life.
goofer dust
goofer dust by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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