Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.
Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
by Scout was fat. April 25, 2012
The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022