goalgasam 

what a nhl play by play anouncer for a team does when they score or if the goalie saves it. mostly likely to occur during stanly cup play-offs.

5-5 game 7 the puck goes in the net, and the and the anoncer nearly soils himself as his team wins as a mindblowing goalgasam corses thru his veins

goalgasam by ja, January 3, 2006

Golgasm 

Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.

Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"

Golgasm by akmoney October 16, 2007

Goalgasm 

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.

I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.

Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014

Goalgasm 

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.

--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.

Goalgasm by The 24 June 14, 2011

Goatgasm

When a girl makes a guttural sound when orgasm, resembling a goat.

- The sound "Snowy" makes when she has an orgasm.

Man, Snowy was having so much pleasure she started to have a goatgasm!

Goatgasm by Looopsss November 17, 2013

Goalgasm 

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.

OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.

Goalgasm by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008

goatgasam 

A goatgasam is a sound that can be made during orgasm that reminds the other party, if there is one, of a goat's vocal projection.

Billy:When Sally came, she screamed my name like a goat, oh Billllllyyyyyyy.
Jake:She totally had a goatgasam!

goatgasam by Jerome Tyrone August 25, 2007