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Goalgasm 

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.
I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.
Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014
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goalgasam 

what a nhl play by play anouncer for a team does when they score or if the goalie saves it. mostly likely to occur during stanly cup play-offs.
5-5 game 7 the puck goes in the net, and the and the anoncer nearly soils himself as his team wins as a mindblowing goalgasam corses thru his veins
goalgasam by ja, January 3, 2006

Goalgasm 

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.
Goalgasm by The 24 June 14, 2011
When a girl makes a guttural sound when orgasm, resembling a goat.

- The sound "Snowy" makes when she has an orgasm.
Man, Snowy was having so much pleasure she started to have a goatgasm!
Goatgasm by Looopsss November 17, 2013

Goalgasm 

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.
OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.
Goalgasm by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008

GoatSama 

GoatSama the best Atk on SS
GoatSama be spinning every atk
GoatSama by Kohyugaa June 1, 2023
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