Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011

goal post

A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.

"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."

by gothicprincess29 July 21, 2006

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008