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wow, go_vn is so cool and smexy! I wanna be go_vn!
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govnoment

A portmanteau of "govno" (the Russian word for "shit") and "government". Used in place of "government" to imply that the government is shit.
The communists wanna kill me for not being exactly like them, the capitalists wanna steal all of my money which will just kill me anyway through starvation. Both forms of GOVNOMENT are shit.

I don't trust the govnoment.
by The Post-Soviet Punk March 27, 2010
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govnar

govnar, pl. govnari (literaly "the shitters" in Russian)

A subculture in Russia.

Young guys with guitars, playing music on the street and begging for money . Their guitars usually cheap and badly tuned. They usually play covers of popular rock songs, but in very primitive way, as many of them don't have musical skills and know only 3 or 4 chords.

The term originated from the song "Govnorock" of Russian rock band 'Nol'" (Zero) . govnorock = shitty rock, hence those who play that kind of music - the shitters
I met govnari , playing Metallica covers in the highway underpass
by awaken1977 March 17, 2010
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Govnomes

Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.

In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
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govno

The Russian word for "Shit". If a Russian use this word, it is pretty good indicator that he is in bad mood.
by Boris the Blade April 8, 2003
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govno

1. shit, natural result of eating something
2. really bad situation
3. very bad rude unkind and shitty man-real asshole
4. something strange, unknown
1. Yesterday I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of govno (shit) - Vchera guljal po ulice i vljapalsja v govno
2. It's half past ten and I haven't finish my work - that's govno! (shit) Ept', uje pol odinnadcatogo, a rabotu ja tak i ne sdelal. Vot govno!!!
3. He is a mistake of nature-he is not a man. He is a GOVNO. On-jertva aborta, jivoy vikidish, prosto GOVNO!

4. I saw an alien in the park: Wooohohow!!! What's a GOVNO! (shit) Ja brel po parku v noch gluhuju i uvidel prisheltsa: EPT', BLJA, NAHUY! CHE ETO ZA GOVNO TAKOE?
by smx September 12, 2006
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Govna

Is a term of endearment such as Bro, babe, buddy, etc.

The word is spoken with a British accent, and most of the time accompanied by the word Hello but also spoken in a British accent most often pronounced Ello.
Well, Ello Govna!

Imma get it all up in yo vag wifff my dioockk, is that awlrioght wiff yeww?
by Bountyfiveo July 17, 2021
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