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Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.

In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
Govnomes by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012
History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie
Goverment by P0S1D3N October 11, 2016
Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though
Goverment by Kyler Lacy May 11, 2021

Swedish goverment 

Now, 2007(hope they won't 4 much longer),sweden is ruled by the Moderates (yes, they r crazy people who dont pay their taxes n think that they can manage to rule dis country) who r trying to lower our taxes (so that all the ministers wont get blamed 4 not paying em) and with that also lower our living standards. After only a year in the goverment they have managed 2 make us pay 4 a lot of things, such as doctors and higher intrest charges. They have also lowered the subsidies (i dont really kno what its called, found that on the net, but its money u get from the goverment 4 4 example not having a job) 4 unemployment and the student grants, wich alredy were low enough!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!
Elections 2006:
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!

(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)

2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..
Swedish goverment by freaky gurl November 26, 2007

Fuck The Goverment 

Anarchy, down with the goverment, taxation with out representation, legalize medical marijuana, and gtfo of office! we dont need you anymore, hell i dont think things could get much worse if the people ran this country?
1: hey did u see that ass fucking fuck the goverment did to those tax paying, constitutionally protected american civilians in pensacola florida?

2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!
Fuck The Goverment by Dan shurak December 26, 2011
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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