Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009

Gnomosexual

A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes

You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!

Gnomosexual by tater May 13, 2005

Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.

Gnomosexual by TheGnomeArmy.com October 23, 2007

gnomosexual

Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.

Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.

gnomosexual by Neology PhD August 26, 2013

Gnomosexual

Adj. - To be sexually attracted to Gnomes

"All the ladies turned Gnomosexual once Gnomie walked in the room"

Gnomosexual by TheHomieGnomie January 5, 2021

Gojosexual 

yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for

Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"

Gojosexual by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021

nomosexual

A male or female with no desire for comanionship or sexual relationship. Often has no sexual prefrence.

Craig has never had a longing for companionship becuse he is a nomosexual.

nomosexual by Jonathan Coit January 7, 2005