gnomosexual

Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.
Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.
by Neology PhD August 27, 2013
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Gnomosexual

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
by fgcp October 10, 2009
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Gnomosexual

A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes
You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!
by tater February 15, 2005
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Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.
by TheGnomeArmy.com October 08, 2007
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Gnomosexual

Adj. - To be sexually attracted to Gnomes
"All the ladies turned Gnomosexual once Gnomie walked in the room"
by TheHomieGnomie January 05, 2021
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