The Gnome Army

The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit www.TheGnomeArmy.com

"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 08, 2007

Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 08, 2007

hognomesexual

A Yard or Garden Gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan likes boy gnomes - he's a hognomesexual.

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 08, 2007