glomosexual 

a girl who uses glowsticks as dildos.

alicia got off whenever she looked at a glowstick, because she was glomosexual.

glomosexual by alicia morgan June 11, 2006

Gojosexual 

yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for

Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"

Gojosexual by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009

gnomeosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to gnomes.

Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.

Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!

gnomeosexual by Red On The Head October 20, 2015

Gaymosexual 

Someone who is gayer than gay.

prerequisite: Being gay

Guy #1: Dude, I totally couldn't wear my pink shirt today. It was dirty.

Guy #2: Man your such a gaymosexual...

Gaymosexual by Chaz "The Great" Stevenson May 25, 2009

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009