glomosexual
glomosexual by alicia morgan June 11, 2006
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Gojosexual
yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for
Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"
Gojosexual by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021
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Gnomosexual
"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009
gnomeosexual
Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.
Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!
Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!
gnomeosexual by Red On The Head October 20, 2015
Gaymosexual
Guy #1: Dude, I totally couldn't wear my pink shirt today. It was dirty.
Guy #2: Man your such a gaymosexual...
Guy #2: Man your such a gaymosexual...
Gaymosexual by Chaz "The Great" Stevenson May 25, 2009
Slomosexual
A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
blomosexual
A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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