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gnaty by Dessint April 29, 2023
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gnat's ass 

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
gnat's ass by aethernet September 4, 2006
"Those Cavendish Restaurant Style fries are goaty"

"Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski is goaty"
GOATY by Hogi69 May 27, 2018
Acronym for Graphical Network Address Translation Securtiy Tool and Information. A tool that analyzes a NAT table and displays information about current connections in a graphical format, bringing attention to possible security breaches like non-standard ports, connections to terrorist countries, etc.
Dude, I was using GNATSTI and saw that my computer was communicating with China over TCP port 6667; I think I'm part of a bot-net.
GNATSTI by GeorgePBurdell November 6, 2008

gnat's bollock 

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.
gnat's bollock by Mazman October 1, 2005

Beer Gnat 

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"
Beer Gnat by Shawn Cassick October 18, 2008