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Crotch, taint genitals or bung hole
These underwear don't chafe my gnarch
gnarch by Rusty dildough December 27, 2023
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1. An epic combination of gnarly and nice.

2. An adjective used to describe something nicer than gnarly and gnarlier than nice.

3. Insane, super cool, exceptional
1. Gnarce! That cop just pepper-sprayed that Occupy hipster in the molestertache!

2. That gnarce Nun just did a kickflip off that Juggalo's head!

3. Mason, "Bro, I went to the liquor store and they were giving away free beer!"

Wade, "Gnarce!"
Gnarce by dub5000 December 18, 2011
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the most badass 4th generation pokemon. Seriously, he is a f***ing land shark, although he's a dragon and ground type.
My lv.50 garchomp Pwned you lv. 100 mewtwo
garchomp by pokeguru January 14, 2008

Gnarchaeologist 

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

gnarhead 

A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.
"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"

"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."

Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
gnarhead by gnarhead January 13, 2011
Voy a garchar a esa chica
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl
GARCHAR by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010
A fully grown headcrab turns into a gonarch, commonly called Big Momma. Four long armored legs and a circular shell to cover the top, gonarch is radial in symmetry. She has a large eggsack and gives birth to baby headcrabs often. Few headcrabs live to this age.
Oh no, the gonarch is coming!
gonarch by Tiki Man January 10, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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