Glute

Butt muscles

"USE YOUR GLUTES!!!" Said Tyler Joseph, Sven and spencer fell to their death, Joshua Dun said, "Are they ok?"

by I'm an emo girl August 20, 2017

glute

A shortened version of Gluteous Maximous - your butt muscles

Jo: oww, my glute's hurting from that work-out

by xxxwtdxxx February 15, 2006

glute

An affectinate name for a person with coeliac disease (allergic to gluten/wheat). The word derives from the fact that their meals must be gluten free.
Gluten - Glute
The word was first popularised in Newcastle, Australia.

Aw the poor glute can't eat bread or pizza.

by HLamb June 21, 2008

Glute

French word for 'booze'. Can define any type of beer.

'Paye glute à la soirée' stands for 'B.Y.O.B'

Wanna glute ?

by Artigros March 22, 2011

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

Glute Glaze

Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .

Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015