glunter
glunter by John McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 25, 2005
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Geunternet
A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020
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Gunter's Law
Gunter's Law:
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.
A term that originated on Facebook, Gunter's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Donald Trump, the Alt-Right, the KKK, or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Gunter's Law has effectively won the argument.
"Ironically, Trump will be forced to confiscate all privately-owned guns when he gets sufficiently paranoid about an assassination attempt...just like the Nazis."
Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!
Nice job invoking Gunter's Law!
Gunter's Law by phoenixlives November 29, 2016
Grunter
Looch: yo rate she will give me head?
DJ: ye and the claps.
Aus: You boys are fucked she's a grunter.
DJ: ye and the claps.
Aus: You boys are fucked she's a grunter.
Grunter by The fat white african February 14, 2021
chopper grunter
When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.
The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.
chopper grunter by Ala Mufassa Jones IV December 30, 2010
Günter
A Germanic name, apparently also the name of my bunkmate who I never knew I had. Sometimes he might also be your dad, brother, son-in-law, friend, cousin or a pet. Sometimes even your goldfish.
Urban Dictionary: Get a (insert word) mug for your bunkmate Günter.
Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often
Me: Guess I should look under my bed more often
Günter by LittleFrostyRaven November 1, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"