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Glumpter 

Anything your heart desires
Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”
Glumpter by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023
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It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.
a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs
glumper by Gui December 3, 2004
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Glumpers 

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.
"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers
Glumpers by Gaugamela July 26, 2016
A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.
Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!
Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Grumpter 

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart
That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!
Grumpter by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026