Gluce

ANY liquid or solid that is coming out, or came out of ANY crevice or hole.
To Gluce, Glucing, Gluced really any of it works.

Why tf did you gluce on the ground use the restroom. I’m not picking up your gluce it’s way to greasy.

by An unusually flat salmon February 24, 2022

gluce

Usually someone who's underage, an individual who wants to be a Deputy Founder but will never become one

Man that kid is such a Gluce, he's never going to be Deputy Founder

by fuyftycvy April 4, 2021

Carbona Not Glue

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Hot glue

A type of fetishistic act in which a man orgasms onto a figurine, such as of an anime or video game character. The result is the figurine appearing to be covered in "hot glue".

Guy A: Hey, did you see that new figurine of Tharja from Fire Emblem?
Guy B: Yeah, I bet there's going to be a lot of hot glue for it.

by Shadowtooth June 29, 2013

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020