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When a person is sending and receiving a large number of text messages in over a certain period of time; but only during the dark hours of the night when the screen of the cellphone makes one's face glow.
Mark was glowin' hardcore last night he was texting so much.
Glowin' by woodenpanda August 2, 2008

the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.
Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

fastest growing army on youtube 

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube 

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".
You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark