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a slur for babies
David: Oh my god haha you’re such a gloush grow up gloush
Baby:
David: stupid gloush! go to hell!!
Baby:

David: You stupid cumsucker! You got to feel the insides of a woman and you won’t even remember it! fuck you gloush!
gloush by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022
Words you can keep
To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...)
"And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..."
glough by Grefistina May 24, 2007
Related Words
gloush glush goush gloshes gloshing glushy Galoush Gloosh gloshbag Glouch

gloshbag 

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
gloshbag by The Wojinator June 16, 2011
A Canadian Twitter party centered around an awards show. Hashtagged with #glush, anyone can join this drinking game. A bad toast, a bad dress, or a drink on camera and everyone enjoys a digital toast, knocking one back at home, together in spirit. Digital party FTW!
Are you going to join the GLUSH party tonight?
Glush by RL IRL April 28, 2010

Glowsharing 

When you make someone so happy they seem to be glowing with emotion and others take note of their "positive energy".
You meet someone and you make them feel so loved they are vibrant with joy and others take note of the change in their characteristic appearance and know that someone was behind the glowsharing.
Glowsharing by Le Mere November 10, 2010
At one time considered to be the missing link between man and his cousin the chimpanzee, the Glush is now recognized as man in his most base form. His ability to remain unaware of the horror he inspires is largely believed to be the reason he has not gone the way of the mammoth and other likeminded primordial beasts.
Question: Would you rather be blown to bits by an atomic bomb or spend a day with the glush?

Answer: blown to bits.
The Glush by J. Tapia September 6, 2007
verb
1.
knock or run into someone or something with a jolt.
2 . unwanted/ unneeded contact with 2 items received unknowingly.

synonyms: hit, ram, bang (into), collide with, be in collision with, strike, knock (into), knock against, crash into/against, smash into, slam into, crack into/against, dash against, run into, plow into; impact
I met up with Ed and Goushe he slapped me in the forehead with his phone while doing a video.
Goushe by Phat56Pat July 11, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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