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gloryless

Nursing is a gloryless job.
by KKElykkkKKely March 29, 2017
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gloryless

When someone brings you all the way to the verge of climax at a glory hole then stops without releasing the poison
I was gloryless last night at the glory hole
by Jack WigumsJackaJack Wigums March 29, 2017
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gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider
I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.
by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010
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gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone
She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.
by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008
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Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies
Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same
by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021
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gormless

stupid or slow-witted; adjective - (Oxford English Dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.

A nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.
Tom: That guy is SO gormless, he really doesn't have a clue! It's actually hilarious to watch... from a distance.
Dick: Yeah, I really cant stand that guy! I'd NEVER invite him to a party.
Harry: Guys, chill, it can't be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. Have some compassion for the dude; he's clearly got problems.

Brian: Sometimes I just feel so, so, SO gormless!
Briana: Hmm, 'gormless', rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless...
Brian: That's not helpful.
Briana: Perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them... hmm? After all, the definition of a gentleman IS 'one who says what they mean and means what they say'!

"The man gormlessly(<-adverb) spent his life with his proverbial foot in his mouth; always the moment killer, cringe worthy comment maker, lie starter and shit stirrer. He had made many enemies out of friends and had a lot to atone for."
by whiteymcfitey January 4, 2009
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gormless

A dozy, vacant expression.
Oblivious to ones surroundings, mouth agape.
"Wake up you gormless twat!"
by coreyhaim May 5, 2005
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